We were painting all day (more to come on that later), so plopping down with a huge mug of tea and watching the Oscars felt like a vacation. It was an alright show… it could’ve been funnier and The Artist could’ve won fewer awards. But it still provided entertainment, so here are our awards of the awards show, i.e. recap. We hope you chuckle.
Natalie Portman in Harry Winston (and vintage Dior). Le sigh.
Cameron Diaz. Now this is the way to rock a strapless gown. And let’s face it, she needs to win for something, since it’s not movies. And her nipples are making a subtle appearance, so don’t worry J.Lo, you’re not the only one.
Angelina Jolie. Her right leg has a Twitter account now. LOLs.